So I’ve just finished moving into my new Venice apartment. I now have a view of the Pacific, Santa Monica mountains, Hollywood Hills and most of LA this side of the Valley. Plus McDonald’s and Domino’s within view. It’s a trip seeing charter planes take off from the residential area around the Santa Monica airport.

Wait, I can clearly see a fire erupting in Westwood Village. Now a chopper flying over the scene. All this while working on my tan before I get my Hispanic club card revoked.

I just played a Bill Nash 50’s style relic strat into a Juke 1210 combo. I dropped my pick and played my best Mark Knopfler for about twenty minutes.

Anks is in Japan living it up looking for a future wife.